do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
"Straight vodka burns less than telling you what you did was okay."
"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your now favourite colour."
fuck you but fuck me first
this is so real
Because everything has to be about my boobs
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none
- zayn: [breathes]
- me: NICE
- zayn: [walks]
- me: AWESOME
- zayn: [talks]
- me: SPECTACULAR
I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.
I still lose my shit to this photo.