when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
Shoutout to the people that can make you feel like shit in 0 to 60
"They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love."
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
everything good makes you fat an addict or broke