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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

"Straight vodka burns less than telling you what you did was okay."

- (via kshma)

"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your now favourite colour."

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

methhomework:

this is so real

tieme-takeme:

Because everything has to be about my boobs

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

  • zayn: [breathes]
  • me: NICE
  • zayn: [walks]
  • me: AWESOME
  • zayn: [talks]
  • me: SPECTACULAR

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.